Sorry boy but can't you see
that Gratin is all you'll be
i can't serve you with my steak
but maybe as potato cake

He was a boy
She was a girl
can I make it any more omlette

He was a spud
She did ???
what more can I say?


fry he said, fry
cant wait to see you die
one more legato
for you couch potato

punchin out my eye,
shovel up my toe
burrow me and cry
you tiny fuck potato joe!